[Just to keep things interesting, and as a way of cataloguing the anecdotes I hear, I thought I'd post a weekly funny. Enjoy! - Graffy]
A teacher in communist Russia decided to start class one morning by asking her students to consider the many wonders of the communist government and all that it had done for the Russian people. So, she started by asking her students to describe one of the many things that commuism had supplied Russia's citizens to make it a great place to live.
To her dismay, she was met with the dead silence of her students.
Not easily discouraged, the teacher picked on her brightest student, Sergei, and pressed him with the question. Sergei sat and thought for quite sometime. Growing impatient, the teacher insisted, "Come now Sergei, I'm sure you can think of something our glorious government has done to make our lives better."
Finally, Sergei opened his mouth and said, "It's the food, most certainly. There is so much more food now. So much that it could be piled all the way to heaven! To God Himself!"
Taken aback, the teacher admonished her young charge, "Why, Sergei! There is no God!"
To which Sergei merely shrugged his shoulders and said, "There's no food, either."